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🏢 Askell Server Corporation – The Future… Maybe! 😄 Welcome to Askell — a server corporation running 24/7 (as long as the admin remembers to pay for hosting). Our servers are so fast that they sometimes crash before you hit F5! 🚀💥 We believe we’ll be market leaders... or at least rank first on Google for "server down, what to do?" 😎 Why Choose Askell? 💾 Stability — 99.9% uptime! (and 0.1% pure adrenaline for thrill-seekers) 🛡️ Security — Our servers are safer than a vault… except for that one time the password was “1234.” 🚀 Future-Ready — We invest in cutting-edge tech... and programmer memes. Askell: Tomorrow we’ll conquer the world... or at least one data center! 😄