The Way of the Crypto Warrior: Invented by rabid squirrels in 1400 BC, Bullshitdo is an ancient art practiced by samurai in feudal Japan, comprised mainly of keeping one's swords nice and shiny and the ability to glare holes through concrete walls. While concrete walls did not, in fact, exist in feudal Japan, this did not deter practitioners of Bullshitdo in the least. A samurai following the path of Bullshitdo is often characterized by random acts of violence, bad dub jobs, melodramatic orchestra music, and Mount Fuji following them everywhere they go.