Brothers! Romans! Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my profit. And where will you be? Hold the position, sell nothing. If you find yourself alone, watching the green candlesticks going to the moon, do not be troubled. For you are already in the warm lands bordering the Mediterranean, drinking wine and eating pepp-eroni. Brothers, our profits will echo in legends! And then you will say: "AVE, ROME! AVE, EMPEROR! AVE, #SPQR! CARTHAGE MUST BE DESTROYED!"