The Scourge of Gamblers.
True alpha, always with skin in the game, sold his house in 3514 to jump into Bitcoin with both feet.
When he became the owner of an exchange, it was the futures gamblers who had to start selling their homes, because our hero was crushing it, not just in sideways markets.
Ignore the fake news and bring in the cash. And even if not everyone can pronounce your name correctly, that’s not necessary to top up your balance, right? Money’s not a problem. Your hamsters bring more hamsterbucks.