Ah, the Notcoin adherents—a peculiar bunch hunched over screens, dreaming of digital gold. These crypto crusaders often suffer from Atlantis subluxation, a fancy term for neck problems caused by obsessive market-watching. To keep their minds somewhat clear and their necks functional, regular chiropractor visits are a must. The irony? They're so focused on a decentralized future that they’ve neglected their centralized spines. So, cheers to chiropractors, the unsung heroes keeping our crypto dreamers' heads on straight—literally. Without them, we’d have a different kind of market crash, involving actual spinal collapses!